Russian Empire vs Cinema Snack Express (Aggression #1)

[Steve Sterling]

You teams please RP for your match here.

-Thanks

[Cinema Snack Express]

(We enter a ballpit where Mr. Popcorn & Dr. Hotdog are playing.)

Dr. Hotdog - Yippie Skippy, woo hooo

Mr. Popcorn - Are you having fun you goof?

Dr. Hotdog - I'm not on a roof!

Mr. Popcorn - Roof?

Dr. Hotdog - You said get off the roof.

Mr. Popcorn - Bro shut up!

Dr. Hotdog - Now you're being mean, you big fat meanie! Meanie, meanie... I'm telling Mommy!!

Mr. Popcorn - I really doubt Madam Buns won't care.

Dr. Hotdog - What did you call my Mother?

Mr. Popcorn - Madam Buns, you know, her name...

Dr. Hotdog - No her name is Mommy!

Mr. Popcorn - Oh good grief.

(Bling, Bling)

[The Cinama Snack Express has received a message on their cell phone]

Dr. Hotdog - What's it say, what's it say?

Mr. Popcorn - We've been booked for our next match.

Dr. Hotdog - Who we facing?

Mr. Popcorn - It shows the Russian Empire.

Dr. Hotdog - No!

Mr. Popcorn - No? Why no?

Dr. Hotdog - I'm afraid of Drago! Even though Rocky did prove he's not a machine, he's a man.

Mr. Popcorn - Really?

Dr. Hotdog - Hit the one in the middle!!

Mr. Popcorn - Wow, you need help.

Dr. Hotdog - Paulie did help Rocky, he said and I repeat, hit the one in the middle!

Mr. Popcorn - For God sake we're not facing Ivan Drago or Dolph Lundgren for that matter.

Dr. Hotdog - We're not? And who is Dolphin Luden cough drops?

Mr. Popcorn - I really can't deal with you sometimes.

Dr. Hotdog - We made a deal? About what..

Mr. Popcorn - My goodness, I give up!

Dr. Hotdog - Again we lose, again our opponents win because you've tapped out!

Mr. Popcorn - SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[The scene fades as Mr. Popcorn throws a ballpit ball into Dr. Hotdogs face]

[The Russian Empire (Tag Team)]

[The scene opens to the Russian Empire working out the gym. Alexander Pavlov is bench pressing 400lbs as his tag team partner Maxim Petrov is spotting him.]

Maxim Petrov: Come on comrade only five more and your done.

Alexander Pavlov: Vhy do ve have to work so hard this veek ?

Maxim Petrov: Ve have to vork hard to be the best tag team in the A Double U C.

Alexander Pavlov: I understand that part but vhy vork hard this veek vhen all ve face is the Cinema Snack Express?

Maxim Petrov: How many times must I tell you. If ve vant to be the best tag team in the A Double U C as vell as the best tag team in the history of pro vrestling ve must treat all our opponents like they are the best. Now lets go.

[Alexander does his last five reps and the two men switch places.]

Alexander Pavlov: Even the Cinema Snack Express?

Maxim Petrov: Yes even them. If ve treat them like anything other than the best then ve could lose the match against them. And I vill not allow that to happen.

Alexander Pavlov: Fine then lets get this done.

[The two men continue their work out doing the bench press, squats, clean and jerk and ending with them running on a tread mill. The two men are headed to the locker room when they stop to look at the camera.]

Maxim Petrov: Dr. Hotdog and Mr. Popcorn at AGGRESSION ve are going to rip you from limb to limb and there is nothing you or anyone else can do about it.

Alexander Pavlov: That night ve take or place as the top team in the A Double U C. See you there boys.

[The open the door to the locker room and walk in as we fade out.]