Post by thedouchebrothers on Dec 31, 2015 16:54:45 GMT -5
We find the Douche’ Brothers walking around downtown Dallas, Texas. They have their I phones out and are taking selfies and recording what they think is cool, but what most would consider nonsense.
Timmy: Hey brah look another dude with a cowboy hat and a suit on.
Matty: Yeah bro pretty lame if you ask me. How can he ride his horse with an expensive suit on?
Timmy: Yeah right brah, good one. He probably smells from that horse too.
(High five)
Matty: Bro there are like soooooo many lame stores around here. Nothing like Beverly Hills or Malibu bro.
Timmy: Hey brah look over there
(The Douche’ Brother begin laughing hysterically and people walking by shake their heads)
Matty: Hah! Bro that’s the American Eagle store.
Timmy: I know right! Brah I wonder if like The American Eagles tag team like founded this company and they can like show up like Undercover Boss?
Matty: Yeah and like at the end of the show they give like free promotions and college fund stuff bro ,and like they will be sitting there crying on television.
Timmy: (holds his phone up and looks into it with his face real close to the screen) Well brah they will be crying on television when we beat the hell out them brah.
Matty: Yeah bro, as in like crying because they couldn’t do anything against the WINNER at AGGRESSION.
Timmy: You know it brah! We about to smash them bishes dog. American Eagles how lame…..oh wait brah do you see them shirts?
Matty: Hell yeah bro those graphic t-shirts rock bro.
Timmy: later AWC we gots to gets some new gear yo!
(The Douche’ Brothers high five each other and run into the American Eagle store)
Post by American Eagles on Jan 2, 2016 16:11:44 GMT -5
(We open up to Elliot Tomlin in the interview area.)
Elliot Tomlin: AWC please welcome my guests at this time The American Eagles.
(American Eagle #1 and #2 join Elliot.)
Elliot Tomlin: Gentlemen welcome.
American Eagle #1: Thanks for having us.
American Eagle #2: Yeah its our pleasure to be out here.
Elliot Tomlin: Can you tell the AWC fans about yourselves?
American Eagle #2: Well Elliot we have been together as a tag team since we were young.
American Eagle #1: Yeah we have been best friends since grade school and became pro wrestlers at the same time.
Elliot Tomlin: Sounds awesome so far.
American Eagle #1: We have wrestled all over the world and have enjoyed some success.
American Eagle#2: The greatest thing we have done is prove everyone wrong that said we could never do this.
Elliot Tomlin: Yeah that had to be very special for you.
American Eagle #2: It sure was Elliot.
American Eagle #1: I can't think of anything better.
Elliot Tomlin: This week you two are in tag team match against The Douche' Brothers. I would like to know your thoughts on that.
American Eagle #1: Elliot those two clowns really need to be thought a lesson.
American Eagle #2: Yeah the Douche' Brothers are to snot nose little boys that mommy and daddy should have spanked when they needed it.
(All three men start to laugh. Just then the power goes out. It is out for a few moments when it comes back on The American Eagles are laid out on the floor with steel chairs laying beside them.)
Elliot Tomlin: We need some help over here!!!!!
(The scene fades as the EMT's are working on them.)